Hedwig is an owl
The best type of fowl
She is white and fluffy
Even if she's sometimes huffy
Her magical owner
Is such a emo loner
The famous Harry Potter
Never gives her water!
Geez, what a jerk
It makes poor Hedwig go bezerk
He doesn't deserve her
Or her hard-caught rats
(Wait, that doesn't rhyme-)
- Sheesh, it's not a crime
Calm down
& get rid of that frown!
Still, Hedwig was cool
Well, until they went to school
And Harry and this evil dude
got into some kind of feud
(These humans are so weird
Why are they revered?
They're just silly little chicks
With wings made up of sticks.)
Hedwig'll show them, though
She's not
Tiburooooooones!
Los tiburónes en tus zapatooooos~!
Están comiendo tus pies
No teneís dedos ni cuerpo
O, los tiburoooooones!
Osos de queso
entre tus manos
trataís de comerlos
pero te comen
Un puerco espín
lleva zapatos!
un puerco espín
espinas en tus pies
muy caro de sacar
un puerco espín!
Tiburooooooones!
Los tiburónes en tus zapatooooos~!
Están comiendo tus pies
No teneís dedos ni cuerpo
O, los tiburoooooones!
Hedwig is an owl
The best type of fowl
She is white and fluffy
Even if she's sometimes huffy
Her magical owner
Is such a emo loner
The famous Harry Potter
Never gives her water!
Geez, what a jerk
It makes poor Hedwig go bezerk
He doesn't deserve her
Or her hard-caught rats
(Wait, that doesn't rhyme-)
- Sheesh, it's not a crime
Calm down
& get rid of that frown!
Still, Hedwig was cool
Well, until they went to school
And Harry and this evil dude
got into some kind of feud
(These humans are so weird
Why are they revered?
They're just silly little chicks
With wings made up of sticks.)
Hedwig'll show them, though
She's not
Tiburooooooones!
Los tiburónes en tus zapatooooos~!
Están comiendo tus pies
No teneís dedos ni cuerpo
O, los tiburoooooones!
Osos de queso
entre tus manos
trataís de comerlos
pero te comen
Un puerco espín
lleva zapatos!
un puerco espín
espinas en tus pies
muy caro de sacar
un puerco espín!
Tiburooooooones!
Los tiburónes en tus zapatooooos~!
Están comiendo tus pies
No teneís dedos ni cuerpo
O, los tiburoooooones!
Bored bored bored bored borrrred
Maybe I should ACTUALLY draw something!
...but that would take efforrrrt. Grawr.
/flops on bed
Also, why the hell doesn't tumblr have a chat/ PM function? I want to actually talk to people, but it really doesn't work when you can't. reply. to. things.
And so I am ranting here. Feel free to ignore me.
I love it when you make fun of my (rather sizable) privacy issues. I think it's fun. Please continue teasing me about it until I totally flip my lid. I sincerely appreciate you making them worse.
*flails* Oh my gosh, I do not have enough words to describe how much I love this! <3<3<3 It's simply lovely, fantastically lovely. And it fits perfectly on my screen, too! Thank you so much for this! /does not have emote w/ nearly enough emotion